Macca's 'suicide wish' for Mills, Posh's major wardrobe boob

12:30PM Monday December 17, 2007

Vengeance-fixated Heather Mills is up to her filthy muckraking ways again.

Old poison peg-leg is said to have a bombshell recording of her ex-Beatle hubby Sir Paul McCartney wishing she'll commit suicide under the strain of their divorce.

According to British tabloid the News Of The World, Sir Paul allegedly says on the tape during a conversation with daughter Stella, "If we turn up the pressure on Heather, with a bit of luck she will top herself and then we won't have to pay her a penny."

The scandalous recording was reportedly made last year while Sir Paul was in residence at his megabucks mansion in East Sussex.

Predictably, Mucca is expected to use the tape recording as a lethal weapon in her upcoming divorce battle with Macca.

A source at Mills' new lawyers M Law says, "When Heather found out what was said on the tape, she was very distressed. It was such a terrible thing to say, whether it was meant or not.

"Heather was very shocked and hurt and has discussed the tape several times with her sister Fiona.

"She knows that she and Stella never saw eye to eye but she never expected anything like this."

These latest revelations come barely a month after Mucca revealed that she had evidence of Sir Paul calling her a "one-legged bitch" on a cassette of his calls, handed to her by a third party.

Sir Paul's spokesman and Heather's PR Michele Elyzabeth declined to comment.

The divorce showdown is scheduled for February 2008.

Posh and kecks

The Spice Girls took to the stage and performed together in the UK for the first time in almost a decade last weekend, and most would say it was a roaring success, however...

Posh Spice suffered what can only be described as an almighty "wardrobe malfunction" that puts Janet Jackson's legendary nip outing in the shade.

Spilling out of her skin-tight corset, the pouty cadaver exposed a bit more flesh than she probably bargained for.

Rumour has it that lady Beckman had an op up on top last month and had her airbags deflated, fearing that her breast assets would end up spilling out of her Roberto Cavalli stage outfits.

The prophecy came true...

Click here to see disturbing images of Posh sporting what looks like a wayward boob tucked under her armpit and, saints preserve us, a brazen camel toe.

And there's more...

Posh is said to be exceedingly proud of hubby David's Emporio Armani panty advert, and maintains that Swollenballs' trouser snake was not, as everyone's claiming, propped up by a sock.

"I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"

Are you boasting or complaining, Posh?

Check out more pics of David's panty action here.

Source: Mirror.co.uk

Piece of her

Britney's new video for single Piece of Me has 'leaked' online, and from what I've seen, it's actually not that bad.

Fittingly, the clip, which finds Spears and her dancers wearing identical blond bob wigs and black trench coats, has a paparazzi theme.

Click here to watch the video.

Tarantino's touch

Movie mogul Quentin Tarantino has a thing for blondes.

Having revived the flagging careers of Uma Thurman and John Travolta, the Kill Bill director is now turning his attention to jobless actress Lindsay Lohan.

"[Lohan] is one of the best actresses in Hollywood.

"I could cast Lindsay in almost anything," Tarantino told Ok! Magazine.

Hugh dirty boy

He may try to portray himself as some bumbling British aristocrat, but you can just tell that actor Hugh Grant is a deviant old devil.

The 47-year-old was spotted canoodling and cavorting with a bunch of college girls, and now he's allegedly been living it large with a prostitute at a London restaurant.

The Mirror reports that Grant was witnessed coming on to the unknown lady of the night.

"Hugh started snogging her full-on," an eyewitness tells the newspaper.

And the heavy petting continued...

"Hugh put his fingers in her mouth. She was sucking his fingers!"

The steamy scenes lasted for up to 20 minutes during which Grant, apparently drunk, seemed oblivious to the offence he was causing.

One shocked witness said: "It was disgusting. Hugh and the girl were completely going for it. It was brazen. But he didn't seem to care.

"I've never seen anything like it. It wasn't normal."

When a reporter from The Mirror caught up with Grant and quizzed him about the public display of affection, the actor bellowed through an intercom: "F*** off."

Take That back!

Despite rumours to the contrary, I'd say there's more chance of Madonna being re-virginised than of Robbie Williams joining his Take That bandmates for an emotional reunion.

Take Thatter Mark Owen seemed to be the one carrying a torch for Williams, but now even he seems to have lost his love for the one-time "fat dancer".

In an interview with The Big Issue, Owen makes what can only be construed as a catty comment.

When quizzed about Williams' response when the lads asked him to join them on their reunion tour, he said: "We asked him, but he had other commitments: he had to walk his dog that day."

Bravo.

He added, "I think when it comes down to it, he's just not going to be in the band again. I just don't think there's a place for him now here."

Tanty Amos

Check out this clip of notoriously stroppy Tori Amos chucking a mental during a performance in San Diego last week.

The moody bint stops midway through a song and orders two audience members in the front row to "get the f*** out" because they kept chatting during her performance.

The potty mouth kicks in at about the 2min 20 sec mark.

Naked housewife

Desperate Housewives actress Marcia Cross is embroiled in another drama over a bunch of naked piccies that have surfaced on the net.

TMZ reported last year that nudie piccies of Cross were in existence.

The incriminating piccies of the actress were taken by her husband as she frolicked around outdoors, and were "mistakenly" thrown in the bin.

Well, her garbage men found the said piccies and saw fit to sell them to the highest bidder. And ta-da! Here they are.

Bat-leak

Thanks to some crafty audience member brandishing a camera phone at the first ever screening of The Dark Knight, the full trailer is now available online.

Click here to view the trailer.

No judgments.

Wino's got it licked...

Forget brown sugar or any other mind-bending chemical, Amy Winehouse has reportedly developed an addiction for something far more innocuous - ice lollies.

The jazz pixie has been snapped sucking the frozen treats on numerous occasions, prompting many to speculate that she's using them to cool herself down after heroin binges.

An insider reveals: "Amy is a very strong and intelligent woman. But it's difficult to get off smack once you're addicted.

"She is gradually weaning herself off the drug. And she is exercising damage limitation during her increasingly rare binges by cooling herself down with ice lollies."

The warbler has also developed a sweet tooth and it reportedly popping candy like nobody's business - a phenomenon known in druggie circles as "junkie munchies".

The reason for this is that her body is having difficulty producing the "happy hormone" serotonin as she weans herself off the smack.

The source adds: "Heroin is often cut with sugar, because the drug and sweetener are arrived at by a very similar process of refinement.

"Addicts eat more and more candy as they withdraw from heroin."

Source: Dailystar.co.uk

Fast gossip

* George Clooney receives a peace award: GB

* Paris wishes you a merry Xmas: ENEWSBUZZ

* Is Amy Winehouse faking her crazy? WW

* Lindsay Lohan, Slash call up radio station for free tickets: Mix

* Johnny Depp will sign anything: Dlisted

* Sarah Michelle Gellar wants to get naked: Attuworld

* Jennifer Love Hewitt kisses her mate with a flat butt: The Blemish

* Woody Harrelson tokes up on camera? CelebSlam

* K-Fed's lawyer bites back at Brit: HC

* Tara Reid is thin but haggard: Hollywood Headache

* Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon hate each other: Popsugar

* Jennifer Aniston can't hide: Hollywood Rag

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