Jun 29 2007Lily Allen arrested

first? no?

shes crazed.

can i kick her?

You must admit that this is a very nice upskirt photo she took.

i don't like lily allen's music but yes, very amusing when a 21 y/o GIRL "beats up" a photographer. Strong.

she has a sexy voice, and i bet a nice pussy

Who?

good photo. always nice to see another celebrity's growler...

Again... Who?

I guess it is good she chose underpants that day....

who's the ghoul next to her?

I don't dislike her music, plus she's spunky. I love it when spoiled celebkins thug out. Hardfuckingcore.

That being said, she looks a little like the fat chick chipmunk from Alvin & Co.

her kicking the paps makes me SMILE

Eleanor!

That looks like buttuglykelliz mom and dad.

British women will always be better than American women.

American women are vile, fat pigs with too much makeup and stupid IQs to boot.

America is the asshole of the world. Everyone else laughs at what a fucking inbred bunch of mongrels you are. :)

Strange picture.

I'm so tired of Lily Allen and her played out fame. I hate that stupid pose with the tongue she uses as her trademark. She is not "little" by any means either. She's short and dumpy with salame like legs. She is so fugly! She and Amy Winehouse need to leave the U.S. music scene as soon as possible.

Don't speak so soon Thather. Obviously you've never spoken to a British woman. I mean, I love the Brits, but please. They are not the guaridans of class. Not these days they aren't anyway. Out of all the terrible things Europeans say about Americans, that we are "the most" this or "the most" that, it's always understood to mean, "Well, except for Brits of course".

Besides, if everyone's dissing America, just imagine what they're saying about you being our lap dog!

why are british people so effin ugly?

who's the thunder thighs?
Hey Thatcher, fuck you.

I love Amy Winehouse! Please don't leave us.

By the way, Thatcher, you're disgusting. I am now actually complimented that you think badly of America. Judging by your taste, I'd hate to be on the list of things you approve of.

Shut up #18. Nobody cares about you and your whore mouth.

It's a fact that America is looked down upon. Britain has given us every genius and invention underthe sun. America has given the world McDonald's and an Iraqi death toll. LOL!!!!

American women are fat and fake. They are all bimbos like Paris Hilton who don't have any real substance. ALLLLL FAKERS. Sorry. Truth hurts don't it?

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she's got a lot of cottage cheese on her thighs for someone that young. I'm not even familiar with her. In this pic she looks like a retard. But I thought I saw a pic somewhere once before of her, and thought she looked kinda cute. Am I wrong, or mixing her up w/ someone else? She looks like a bratty little 12 yr old (w/ cottage chs) in this pic. And Thatcher, I like all the stereotypical comments and rude remarks; must mean its true then that all British women have really bad teeth, don't shave, hardly shower, etc, etc...yeh, sounds pretty hot. And I'm assuming you're British too, with a gay name like Thatcher (and due to your comments). So I'll also assume that you have nasty, rotting teeth and smell like a turd. If America is the asshole, then you are the turd that fell out of it. Oh behave, Austin! Do I make you horny?!

srry but it's true, american women are dumb broads. everyone here in france knows it. we laugh at americans behind their back because they don't know anything about the world outside of the states. srry

Instead of kicking the pap she should be kissing him for actually wanting to take her picture as if shes famous or something. She's just a whiny little baby and her wannabe indie boy toy sporting the '94 wind breaker is a douche.

Americans are showing their ignorant again. They really are a nation of worthless slabs of shit. All they're good for is being toothless rednecks who have a backwards foreign policy.

America needs to catch up with the rest of the world. It's lagging behind.

Over 80% of Americans don't even have passports. They're uncultured, vile pigs who have no understanding of how the world works. Thankfully they're eating themselves to death. :) Comfort food for being such a trashy country I guess?

lol. yeah america does suck. but paris is hot. <3<3<3<3<3

I find it amusing, Thatcher, that you refer to American women as having "stupid IQ's." Just by the phrasing of that I would question if you really have anything to be high and mighty about. A stupid intelligence quotient? Why don't you learn how to properly speak your own language before you go ranting about the intelligence, or lack thereof, of other nations.

Look frenchie, I'm not going to completely argue with you about Lilly Allen, but Amy Whineyasshouse is my girl and I would gladly mop an entire superwalmart with her face while playfully bopping her from behind, so there. I'm in an ugly chick phase.

And please, pardon my uncharacteristic crassness regarding British R&B divas. It's a soft spot.

CTR is obviously a fat fuck whose mother eats chicken and rice every day.

Thatcher..you didn't just call Americans toothless, did you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

ok thatcher!
sorry to hear your sooo mad at us americans and the way we live. you just stay on your side of the "pond". we on the other hand us americans think ya'll (redneck term for you all) are pussy's, so i guess we will agree to disagree.

Thatcher is just bitter because our American Fergie is hotter than the British Fergie.

EW, why would anyone ever even WANT to go to France?

@28 "Americans are showing their ignorant again."

Now, I'm no fan of the grammar police, but throwing out blanket accusations of ignorance while employing the improper variation of "they're" is pretty fucking awesome.

Who was calling Americans toothless? At least we have teeth. Most of the british people I know don't seem to understand dental hygiene very well.

Hey Thatcher,

Why don't you take your yellow teeth and hairy legs back to the old Europe you limey peasant. Stay off American web sites and instead troll the dark, stinking, putrid, rainy land you call home. That's right you non-noble, our countrymen invented the forum that we graciously allow the rest of the ungrateful world to use, aka the Internet. So mind your manners you organ-eating eurotrash.

This is an old picture, And I guesss I missed it the first time, but I love the puzzled/disgusted expression on the guys face next to her.

What are you doing hanging out on an American website then, tool? You are the definition of being ignorant; assuming all people are exactly the same because they live in the same country. We are all individuals, souls, people. Is every person the same in your country? I would think not. Sounds like someone is just a little jealous that we are the super power. (oh, and its "Americans are showing they're ignorant again"...not "their"...ignoramus)Have you ever been to America, have you met every person here and talked to them and gotten to know them? If not, then you are ignorant to assume you know us all. And we can't control all that our politicians do; believe me we do not always agree with what is done. Just as I'm sure you don't 100 percent agree w/ what is done in your country. Open your eyes a little and don't make assumptions. Your attitude is that of an extremist.

Thatcher -

The only good thing that has ever come out of England has been the Karma Sutra.

Don't you remember that England Started WWII by handing over Chezkoslovakia to the Nazis.

All the English do is idolize the Spice Girls and drug attics like that ugly model who peddles her smelly clothes, which you stupid people stand in line for hours to buy.

Bloody Foreigners that is what you are!

"America has given the world McDonald's and an Iraqi death toll."
and flight, the telephone, vaccination against polio, the phonograph, the television................

So much love in here. I'm glad you guys don't even know where Portugal is, or else you'd probably insult us as well. : >

i think her music sucks.. feed her to the sharks...

All the Portugeuese I know are awesome, fun people...great wine...you must be the only one who's an asshole.

#44 -

You are a stupid Cork head, and are just mad because our plastic corks are better and have replaced your leaking corks for our wine.

Its a great day in the land of generalisation and stereotypes.

"drug attics!" i love when people can't spell.

i like the French person's comment that all Americans are ignorant. i'd say that a lot of the American bashing i see here and other places comes from ignorance.

i'm one of the least patriotic Americans ever, but it's getting out of hand. do you people honestly believe that every single American is a toothless redneck who is fat, stupid and has never left the country? that's like me believing that Thatcher (the poster here, not the former PM) is a fish and chip eating Chav who hates the French. yeah, all stereotypes are true.

you know what i think of when i hear other countries talk shit about america? the brady bunch. that's right, the brady bunch. we're the marsha to europe's jan. we're the prettier, more popular, generally all around BETTER sister that the ugly, fat, dumpy sister with poor hygiene complains about. poor jan. it must suck to always know you'll always be second best. but its' okay, you can go ahead and say mean things. because while you sit around bickering and thinking about america...NOBODY here even thinks of you. lol, fuckin losers.

31-You can have Amy while her teeth haven't rotted out in her skull, but Lilly needs to get kicked to the curb. I'm tired of that little gremlin jumping around trying to act all bad ass. Look at me! Look at me! The London bridge is falling! Look...I'm so punk and novel!

Her "mum" must have drank throughout the entire pregnancy to have caused that hammerhead congenital defect she has for a face.

http://embryology.med.unsw.edu.au/Defect/images/FASface.jpg

portugal is awesome. cristian ronaldo is a cunt, though.

and just to make this relevant, i love lily allen!

@44,

There is indeed much love here, love for our country. As the old U.S. calvalry flag says "Don't tread on me" or you will get bitten. Maybe if you truly believed and loved the people, principles and potential of your countrymen, you would defend it with gusto as we do. Not to gloat but that's why we're number one regardless of the opinions of the rest of the world. Americans can do anything.

I heard one of her songs driving home from work the other night. I liked it. Not enough English song-twats sing in their own accents. When they do they sound a lot tougher, and for some reason, it makes my porky move around a little when I hear it.

@44 That was pretty funny. Portugal will always be remembered fondly not only for the classic imperialist epic The Lusiads but for the delightfully modernistic poetry of Pessoa et al. But damned if I can't find ya'll on the tip of European peninsula every time.

Stop this fucking patriotic conflict. No country is better then others. Thats all. And all country have stereotypes. Thats a lesson i learned. All this fucking shit about a nation being toothless or fat or stupid is pointless. This kind of mentality lead to wars. Just accept other people and their differences. We all worth the same.

And adding to the entire Kumbaya words of Mia......stop blaming the people of a nation for what their government does.

Even the guy with her looks repulsed...hilarious!

And Juan Gris . . . isn't he Portuguese? I could be mistaken, everyone lived in Montparnasse then.

North American scum! Aren't we scrumptious little savages, despite our nearly indefensible lack of appreciation for David Hasselhoff's music?

57

These are not stupid or naive thoughts. Its just common sens. I'm not some fucking hippie with flowers in the hair.

...oh, and Thatcher. Anyone that generalizes to your degree proves their ignorance. You can couch that as you wish.

58--HAHAHAHA

57

Although i like your name.

Thatcher...I just wanted to say that you sound like a complete fool. To say that all
Americans are ignorant, just, in turn, makes you ignorant, especially when you can't even use proper grammar ("they're" not "their", idiot). If you dislike Americans so much, what the hell are you doing on an American website??? Why don't you just shut the hell up? We'd appreciate it...

woah what's going on with all the brit/states bashing? for god's sake it's a picture of lily allen taking a kick at a pap. stop turning this in to something it's not, and laugh about the fact you can see her pants!

Hey, while we're at it lets start in on all cultures!
Can we blast Puerto Ricans next? or maybe Italians? I know THE JEWS!

ROFLMAO @ #50

Yes! You said it perfectly!!

Cultures are pretty stupid. I say bash 'em all. The disturbing thing about generalizations and stereotypes is that they are generally right. Here's to all the walking cliches that make everything negative that everyone has ever said about any culture/ethnicity/nationality pretty much right on!

Now I want everybody to join hands. Oh, and call me Free Waterfall Jr. Thanks.

MMMMMMMMMMM pretty black panties, Yummy.
American women rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily's music sounds like Valley Girl Reggae.

who the hell is this

Frenchie -

Peut-etre que les francais se moquent des Etats-Unis "behind [our] backs", mais c'est vachement comme les francais! Nous ne sommes pas effrayés pour rire à vous à votre visage!

_____
Perhaps french people laugh at the US "behind [our] backs", but that's so like you. We're not scared to laugh at you to your face.

73

Utilises-tu un traducteur? Car ''pour rire à vous à votre visage'' ne se dit pas. Remarque que je fais énormément de fautes en anglais moi-même. Mais je veux simplement voir si tu parles réellement Français ou si tu veux simplement avoir l'air brillant.

Oh god.........Welcome to another installment of I'M SO MUCH FUCKING SMARTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I CAN GO TO ALTA VISTA BABEL FISH AND GET TEXT TRANSLATED AND PRETEND I CAN SPEAK ANOTHER FUCKING LANGUAGE.

This truly is the part that I vomit all over the place.

Mommy, please... No one insulted you, no one is talking to you. And nothing says on this site that we are not allowed to speak another language. So please... Stop provoking everybody.

And nobody says is smarter cause he can speak another language. Obviously, you feel less smart cause you can't.

he's

#28:
World leader in single mothers: England

Highest rate of STD's in europe: England

Who's crime rate is higher than New Yorks and Chicago's: London

Highest rate per captia on social assistance in Europe: England

Worlds worst dental care: England (shut your Amy please)

Ok I made the last one up but the rest are true. nice fucking shithole country you got there "Thatcher" Oh yeah and going to Ibiza to get drunk and sunburned doesn't make you any more worldly you stupid limey fuck.

Oh, jrz must have forgot that you control what people can and cannot say, Mia. LIke she's the only one here who is provoking people. man, will you just get off her ass for once?

Well, it's true! Whenever theres a debate about who has the better country and who has the most stupid people in their nation, someone always busts out into French.

She's a slag, plain and simple.

She's spoiled, not talented, can't shut up about other more talented people (like Winehouse) and ugly as hell....why is she famous?

oh yeah, because of her dad...never mind

15. Posted by Thatcher on June 29, 2007 10:20 AM America is the asshole of the world. Everyone else laughs at what a fucking inbred bunch of mongrels you are. :)

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Sucks to be wishing you were in American eh?
Makes you sooo mad.. to the point that you have to hide your jealousy by posting fake negativity.
ANYways...toodles form Sunny California.. we send our best ;)

why is the 40 yr. old guy from apples in stereo with her? is she his daughter?

80-81
You guys have low self-esteem to feel like that when somebody speaks another language... I mean, do I feel bad cause you guys use your maternal language? So why are you feeling bad when I do? I know, I've done some shitty comments in the pass, but i've been low profile for a moment and I don't do the Americans bashing anymore. Give me a break. I just wanted to know if 73 was a real french speaker. Thats all. So, don't panic please, no one is attacking you.

Not all American women are dumb . . . admittedly, those who the tabloids write about the most make the rest of us look very, very bad.

As for Lily Allen - I love her music and she seems like she would be cool to hang out with. I'm glad she "beat up" the photog, I'd love to hear what he did to deserve it.

And 80, you just don't deserve that name anymore.

Nope, no one is attacking me.......just psychoanalyzing me. *rolls eyes*

Oh, now we see how you operate MIA...as soon as someone disagrees with you or calls you on something you get all defensive and act like a bitch.

funny, i thought you euros were the experts on inbreeding. how's that monarchy working out for you?

80
And I should get off Jrz's ass for once??? Have you seen me talking to her lately? She started provoking me. I didn't ask for it. She's the one who's always on me, telling me to shut up, critisizing (is that a word?) my comments even if they are totally peaceful and respectful of the topic. Geez, whats with her?

89

Disagree with me? Who? What are you talking about? All I did was speaking in french with someone... And Jrz came and provoked me. I just tell her to mind her own business, thats all. An you came and tell me that I should get of her ass. Are you following our conversation? You seem a bit confuse.

88

And I suppose you are not psychoanalysing me when you say that I feel smarter to speak another language, huh?

Heh heh heh. jrzmommy feels left out and is having a tantrum.

Thatcher is definitely a troll. Nobody can genuinely be such an asshole and so fucking dumb at the same time.

Lily Allen is an annoying whining bitch. Amy Winehouse is a diva. An unattractive diva, but a diva nonetheless.

HAhahaha
its a picture of lilly allen and everyones getting pissed off about stereotypical culture bashing.
i think the more important thing here is that the guy next to her looks like something off Oliver Twist.

LIGHTEN UP people

I'd just like to say that, as an American girl, I agree with Thatcher. My classmates are all a bunch of vapid shitheads, and I'm counting the days until I can "take my pussy ass out of the country" as you shit-for-brains Neocons like to put it.

As Jay Leno said, the British have a 2-year-old girl with an I.Q. of 152. All we have are 2-year-olds who weigh 152. But still, not all Americans are completely ignorant - I'm 14 with an I.Q. of 140, I'm no genius toddler but that's 40 points higher than average. And still I get condescended by asshat rednecks... ugh.

Thatcher likes to get his dick sucked by a mouth with fucked up teeth!!

OH MY GOD!! LOL.

look at that guys face! hahahahaha she is in full kick mode and he is just like "ehhh" hahaha. and her face... my werd. this picture is fucking hilarious!

Are you sure you didn't confuse your numbers? Like you are 140 years old with and iq of 14?

#93
Jrzmommy is a worthless turd.

Ignore the bitch

Go Lily Kick him in the nuts and one for me girl!!

Sabelle i still want to bang you!!

100
I Know... But I feel pity for her.

Wanky, I'm calling the police!

lol, i can just see #96 now...the ugly, pimply-faced girl in high school who's jeaalous of the pretty girls. she goes home and cries to her parents who convince her that all pretty people are stupid and that she, with her less than average looks and slightly above average brains, will one day find people who will like her for her. sweetie, leaving the country won't make ppl like you more for being ugly and boring. you'll realize that as you get older. your life will suck no matter what because you are a subpar human being. go get some plastic surgery. muahahahaha.

Right, British women are FULL of class, that's why Lily Allen here "beats up" paparazzi, cancels shows, GOES to shows drunk, smokes in areas NOT designated for smoking. Hmm.. who else? Amy Winehouse; methface. Kate Moss? Coke head. Oh yeah, you British are so much better. Also, NO nothing too useful of an invention came from Britian, most came from Asia. By the way I'm American and weigh approximately 140lbs at a height of 5'10". Fat? No. Are you foolish, Thatcher? Why, YES!

106

that conflict is over..

Anyway, Mommy, i love you like i love every living creatures. In honor of this moment, i will change my name and became Free Waterfall Jr. Live long and prosper.

#107: I found that whole "conflict" rather entertaining...where else can you go but the internet to see a bunch of morons e-battle over who's country has more idiots.
Do you think they realize the irony? Hahaha, it's great!

British women are no very different to American women a bit thinner perhaps, there are twice as many American immigrants to Britain though than the other way around so I don't think as many Brits wanna be American as vice versa!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1680430.ece

LOLZ!!!11!!111 I can see 105, the STD-ridden slut who spends all her time fucking jocks instead of actually trying to get an education and then has to go live off Daddy's money because she was too stupid to make it through college. Really, who do you think is worth more - the people with educations who can actually do something to benefit society, or the whores with somewhat pretty faces who can do nothing but suck?

109: hahha seriously... fucking fools!!

#111....Sabelle, honey. It's really unbecoming to show your insecurities.

Oh Canada, my home and native land!!

What the fuck? She actually thinks that a person is "subpar" just because they're not entirely consumed with their appearance? It's quite the other way around, actually. You bitches with no one to look up to but Hilton and Hohan... god, I pity you so much.

Got any wine to go with that thigh cheese...you chunky f@ck?

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Thatcher, you're pretty much jealous that America has accomplished as much (especially in the field of dentistry) in less than 300 years than your country has since it's inception. Deal with it you clown.

Besides, we saved your ass in World War II

Who the hell eats french fries with mayonaise anyway?

115

As for me, I love you no matter how you look.

To those of you insinuating that Britons have bad teeth... have you been to the South lately?

117
I'm not british, but I don't agree with you. American are descendant of British. You only continued what Britain has started. I mean, they had to do, experiment certain things, they have a great culture, a great history, a great mythologie, a great language and you wouldn't exist without them. They colonized your country. Now, they are not the big empire they were a few centuries ago. No one question your position as the biggest empire right now. But like Egyptians, Romans, Germans, English, it won't last forever. Get over it, I follow me, in the land of love and happiness.

#14=Jimbozgayazzhole:
fuckface...we don't have black fuckin
hair or green teeth, like thiz
bitch or U..iz your mouth tired yet...?

Canada zuckz...we need to mail Jimbo
there...zo he can be with hiz black
haired boyfriend,,mia...
Zatanz dick iz waiting for your mouth,
fucker...
#101= Y would they want to make it
thru college? Their old ztupid parentz
ruined our economy, like theirz any jobz
for the college perzon after he wazte all
that money...get fucking real...

England zuckz too, everyone there iz
fuckin uglyazzez/greenteeth monzterz..

When did Moby get all fat & non-gay?

You are hurting Geezuz.

To bring the conversation back to the picture.... That troll next to her is her boyfriend.

krazihottkelli, please DO NOT attempt to defend America...you're just proving the Brits' point.

Yes, back to the picture. Pretty black panties, Yummy. I'm wearing pink lacy thong panties today.

First, to #90. Clever.
To Sabelle, #115. Listen sweetheart...first, taking a quiz online that says you have a 140 IQ is not the same as having a 140 IQ. If you can tell me the name of your area's Mensa LocSec, then I'll believe you. Since you're only 14, I'm going to clue you in on something. Having a high IQ (which I do) will get you absolutely nowhere in life if you don't know how to use it. To bash and belittle the people that you may someday be working with and for is not a good idea. Wanna know a quick and easy way to be liked and popular? Be Nice To People. Being a snarky, anti-social, know-it-all smart-ass won't gain you the kind of friends you need to make it out there today.
And I like Lilly Allen.

#120...I'm an American and not a descendant of Britain...

Evidently you need a history lesson.

The Americas were colonized by many European countries...Spain, France, Prussia to name a few, not just the Brits. The Brits just took the land from the rest of them (ever heard of the Seven Years' War?) Do you think all those conquered people left? They were assimilated and helped to shape American culture into what it is today...so give credit where it's due you moron.

when will people realize that you don't have to be obese to have cellulite? i'm sure everyone will tell me "YOU"RE A FAT JERK! YOU WEIGH 300 POUNDS AND YOUR DAD HATES YOU!" but seriously. some people (men included) are just predisposed to cellulite. skinny or fat.

I'd insult Thatcher but I love the real one who was one of the greatest people in the last century. To make matters worse, I've been to London; they love Americans, they love the freedom and they absolutely love the idea of social mobility.

That's something they can only hope for in their uptight, class fucked society where their own Muzzies are turning on them. Ka-boom.

I'd get into a fight about American girls, but other than being on the doughy side, they tend to be overall more spoiled and yes, less versed on the world than others.

But in the end, it ain't worth the effort. Most Brits I know are quite nice folks and are not ignorant as one can attest by this Thatcher poser.

No Brit would post such illiterate nonsense and claim to be from the UK. Of course we have Krazikelli but she really doesn't know English although she has a fetish for the letter z. Oh yeah, than and cock.

Who's turn is it to put one in Krazikelli's mouth?

oh sabelle, sweet ugly sabelle, too bad i have a college degree AND i'm pretty. my only flaw is i like being mean to little trolls like you, lol. guess what that means...it means all that stuff your parents told you about how you're equal and just as good as everybody else even though you're ugly....all lies. because i AM better than you. go slit your wrists or something, whatever you sad, ugly, dispirited teenagers who everone hates do these days.

Thatcher,
If that is the case would you please ask the rest of the world to stop moving to America.

@42: George... you shithead... England gave the world the Kama Sutra?!

Goes on to prove Thatcher's point. You fuckers don't know anything outside your country. Dimwits.

Lily Allen is actually pretty fun and witty, especially for being just 22. Most of you obviously haven't heard her music or listened to the lyrics which are hilarious. Google them (listen to the Knock Em Out song for example at lilyallenmusic dot com). Her shows are fun too. She took a shot and smoked a cigaratte the entire time on stage in LA. Many of her songs are popular now and are being used everywhere. You are probably not realizing it's her when you hear them.

Amy Winehouse is very talented too, though a crackhead. But whatever, they are both making money around the world for a reason. Because they have personalities and their music is good.

fucking losers. seriously. just talk about lily allen's pants. something y'all have in common.
thatcher don't be a cunt and don't mar all of the UK with your poxy, unconvincing shit-stirring.

yeah!

god her bf is a dog. she's not all that, but surely she could have done better than mr christina aguilera's fucking grandfather.

btw, these generalizations, trying to assess either country based on its sluts, rednecks, and crackheads are ridiculous. you can play that dumb back and forth game all day long without proving any point. there are plenty of idiots in every country.

America is certainly a paradox: Yes, it's true that the culture is insular to some degree and many Americans don't travel abroad. I often find that many Americans

Yet, every year, millions of people clamor to immigrate to America, legally or illegally. America is also the world's economic powerhouse and certainly the world's pre-eminent military power.

America also has more Nobel Prize winners in science than any other nation, and certain aspects of its culture (such as its music and film) are influential across the planet.

America also has some of the world's finest universities, such as MIT, Harvard, and Stanford, that outshine European universities that are many centuries older.

Nobody can say that all Americans are ignorant hicks, because clearly, quite a few of them aren't. Any generalized statement about any nation is going to be inapplicable to so many that it is useless to make one.

And what does this have to do with Lily Allen? It seems somebody here hates Americans and will attach inflammatory statements that are irrelevant just to hijack the discussion. Unfortunately, everybody here took the bait!

I like the British people in general, but I wouldn't want to spend five minutes with Lily Allen: she seems far too unstable a person and appears to have a sense of "up yours" entitlement that is not attractive in a person, no matter what country they come from.

Who is this girl, anyways??? I've never even heard of her. And I really doubt that she kicked the guys ass....she's about 5 foot nothin.....

at least shes wearing undies! haha

While it may be true that 80% of Americans don't have a passport, you must also consider that a trip to a foreign country from England will set you back a considerable amount less than a trip from any state to any place. For example, a roundtrip ticket on the Eurostar from London to Paris will cost about $100, give or take, while the cost of airfare from just about anywhere in the US to Paris will cost about $1000... and that's for transportaion alone. So forgive us if we don't all have thousands of dollars to spend on a "lovely holiday".

Also, after living in Paris for 6 months, I can certainly attest to the fact that the English make no attempts to assimilate into the French lifestyle and culture whatsoever. They are content to fatten their bellies on their fried fish & chips and beer from the nearest Anglo pub they can find!

More food for thought (hopefully Thatcher will choke on it. Perhaps it will be more tampting if we deep fry it and throw some melted cheese atop it like every other British "delicacy"?):

Britons are the fattest men and women of Europe, beating Slovakia and Greece by a small margin and with every likelihood that the next generation will hang on to the title, if current trends continue.
Being overweight or obese is now the norm in the UK, with figures released by the government yesterday showing that two-thirds of men and almost 60% of women are unhealthily heavy. We are also passing the problem to our children: if nothing changes, nearly a third of boys and girls aged under 11 will be overweight or obese by 2010.

Take that, hypocrite.

I believe that most of the world looks at America with the same sense of AWE that I do. In spite of the fact that your culture and people are looked upon as crude and uncultured, it seems that in spite (or perhaps because) of it most of today's most commercially viable commodities exist. Aeroplanes, automobiles, computers...Thank you Yanks. Rock & roll, jazz, country music - Again thank you. Even rap music -- love it or hate it, you can't land on any shore that doesn't play it or the locals aren't trying to create their own version of it. Heard hip-hop music played with a sitar and someone rapping to it in Hindu the other day. WEIRD.

She should've smothered him with her back-knee fat.

Now that's quite a bit of cell-u-lite.
Oh the Jiggly.

128
You are Britain descendant. You need an history lesson. I know you are a bunch of bastards, but the fact is you were a british colony. And you speak their language. You own something to Britain. I'm From quebec. My country was colonised by French and British. And I don't deny any of them. In fact, you want to go through history? Lets go. My descendant came from Normandie. That means ''North Man''. And they were Danish. So, I'm Danish too. And I may be amerindian. But the fact is, my fucking land was colonised by french and English, which means that my culture, my language, my food was influenced by these two. And so are you with Britain. Dumb fucking ignorant, denying Britain only because of your fucking tea party. And yes, I know every fucking wars. Unless you are an immigrant, you have british blood in your fucking body. But I love you. I want to give you a flower. Peace.

I forgot. You wouldn't be speaking this fucking annoying and boring english you love so much if britain never came there.

you guys are so retarded.

It's obvious that she's pissed off because a photographer has just obtained incontrovertible proof that she dates the ugliest men on the planet... like that thing next to her.

oh..my..I just saw that man.

...

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Ughhh there's nothing worse than this kind of moronic patriotism.
"My country is better than yours" you might as well say "My dad is bigger than your dad" a little childish... maybe?

But for the record...
A Scotsman invented the telephone (Alexander Graham Bell)
A Scotsman invented the television (John Logie Baird)
A Scotsman discovered penicillin ( Alexander Fleming)

It's generally accepted that a U.S. Government Group Invented the internet in the late 1960's for military and universtiy uses.
But the modern functioning World Wide Web as we know it today was created in 1991 by Tim Berners-Lee...An Englishman.

150
And Bell Lived in Canada! Ô Canada...

I wanna talk about Amy Winehouse and her missing teeth. This is boring. Why isn't there are pic of Amy's whitetrash mouth? Yeehhaa!

#150:

I agree. Fuck history. I'm just happy that of all the people here, I've got the biggest dick.

};-)

Maybe 128 will change is mind and reconnect with is British and scotish roots so he can enjoy saying that is descendant invented Tv, Phone, penicillin. Love buddy

holy sausage legs! who is this skank?

does anyone else think she has chipmunk teeth?

#145 lol you're such a clown. I guess being that my grandparents are all from Italy makes me of British descent...but you couldn't have been expected to know that.

Judging from how shitty your grammar is I sincerely doubt you're of British descent either...and if you are do Britain a favor and claim another country. Your entire post is a spew of jibberish, devoid of complete sentences and correctly capitalized words.

"I know every fucking wars."...what the hell does that even mean?

Why don't you and krazihottkelli get together so you can have retard kids who can't write or spell that are of British descent.

Get a fucking life you loser and stop hating on Americans.

I LOVE HER!!!! KICK ASS LILY!

You're right #146, it could be worse, I could be speaking French.

157
Hey silly, I told you in my other post that unless you are an immigrant, you are a british descendant. So, If you family is Italian, why are you talking to me?

And for my spelling and grammar errors, well, I guess you don't understand that someone who's not an english speakers may do errors. And learn your history. Quebec is a british colony BUT we were discovered by French first, so we speak french, not english. But I surely do have some british blood.

And You hate french? Do you know that french is considered one of the most difficult language to learn? That it is the language of diplomacy? That the 'saint empire romain germanique'' was ruled by Francs? And I never said here that I hate american. You created it cause obviously, you don't know why you hate British. And you felt upset that I told they were your ancestor. But like I said, Since you are Italian, Why do you feel concerned?

159

I suggest YOU get a life. This debate is not your business. So why do you even bother participate?

EWWW LOOK AT HER MASSIVE FAT ICKY THIGHS!

FreeWaterfallJr...don't be so bitter. It's not your fault your first language is that of a bunch of wine-drinking cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

And these are the words of someone called DRUNKMAN

Hey Thise wine drinking cheese-eating surrender monkeys are by far healthier than american. Their cuisine is 100 times better than you McCuisine and they are a peaceful nation who mind is own business instead of killing civilians. Nuf said.

marshamarshamarsha, college degrees mean nothing. George Dubya Bush got one. Your point is?

Your head is so far up your pretty little ass, it's disturbing.

Everyone say it together:

ARGUING ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE COMPETING IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS: EVEN IF YOU WIN, YOU'RE STILL A 'TARD.

FreeWaterFallJr when you talk all I hear is:
haha-haha-haha I laugh like a frog haha-haha-haha

This pic makes the best desktop background ever!!!

Oh and #73 MvU. Dakujem ze si taki velikanski idiot. Naozaj to mam rada lebo teraz viem kdo smrdi ako sproste Americanske hovno.

Thanks for including your commentary in English otherwise your pearls of wisdom would be completely wasted on someone that is not french nor understands it.

and 74 Mia - chod sa ojebat ti smradlava pica.

#166: L.O.L.

I laugh at all you people saying USA is better than England and vice versa... Come down to Australia and get a real taste of paradise...

Also, Ive banged guys that are hotter than her :P

HEY... let's argue about whose country is better because, you know, eventually it'll lead somewhere and we'll all get that yacht we want and a tree that grows money. Oh growww uppp... all countries have their faults (USA is making sure the rest of the world knows about theirs)! And using stereotypes to judge Americans just proves to us YOU'RE ignorant.

Wit and sarcasm of the razor today everyone. But #35, Fergie v Fergie? Both have their own bucket full of ugly going on. #86 Lily had a guess on how the happy snap was gonna turn out, what with the chunker thighs, and Mr Puniverse at her side, who wouldn't wanna kick the pap fucker? #166 camel toes? Toes plural? Toes many? Anyhow, I don't mind Lily, love the song "Alfie", and #170, I LOVE AUSTRALIA. Are you the Lachlan from the Spazzys song???

Lily is nothing but a Amy W wannabe. She has no tallent and wines and bitches about everything.

Lily isn't an Amy Winehouse wannabe. Amy W is gross. Lily isn't beautiful either but at least she's not gross... And I think Lily has more talent, and a unique and cute voice. ;)

excuse me while i laugh until i pee.

nice karate kick. black belt i presume?

175:

Well, black panties for sure. I dunno about the belt.

But looking at her facial expression, it looks like she's using the Drunken Chipmunk style of the ancient art of karate.

These posts are hilarous. Everyone upset by chacha chill out. I dont think he/she is actually British. Judging from the grammar, I'd guess Chinese...

England can zhut the fuck up
and zhow your "holidayz" up
your fucking azz...they R not
called fucking"holidayz"...
get fuckin real...vacationz...
azzdickz..and like anyone would
want to zpend a fuckin dime going
to England or any other country
for a vacation...therez enough
placez in the U.Z.A. to vizit..
we don't need your fucking dumbazz
country to vizit..England iz full
of terrioriztz..nice place to vizit,
huh? Oh yea, all the men R zecretly
gay, with green teeth...and to the
perzon on here who wrote about their
IQ and that they're geniuz...who givez
a fuck, if U R zo fuckin zmart,,U wouldn't
be bragging,...stop bragging...I'm
zure your ugly and a nerd.

@28

>>"Americans are showing their ignorant again."

Oh, the irony.

By the way, Thatcher owes all of you losers.

hey it's supposed to be comments about lily allen not a war between nationalities.

she was on stage in belgium yesterday...

her fuckin legz are
emormouz...no wonder
zhez zo pizzed,,,zhez
a fuckin fatlegfatazz.
zhe izn't famouz..maybe
for kicking zomeonez
green teeth out....!

zhez zo hott... i want 2 fuckin
lick her cunt dry...!

zhez zo fuckin hot...i want 2 zuck
her fuckin cunt dry...!

hello#184=5...
I'm blue..
and zhez not hott....
I don't zuck cuntz
either...not yet
anyway...!

oh yea, fuck the Britizh...
and yea, U R the zame az
London, England.....met one,
met them all, heard one talk,
""""""""""""""...and U alzo
zound exactly like Auztralian
people...zo fucking there....

krazihottkelli how 'bout buying a new keyboard, since you got your S f*cked?

(The S key.)

@53,

Too bad the flag doesn't say "Respect other nations and don't speak of them as if you were above them all"... I DO take pride in my country, my great nation, Portugal, which has been around for a bit longer than yours, stating that those before me also put their hearts into keeping us as a Country. And i'd never change it for any other. Even for your beloved U.S., and all your worldwide ridicularized exacerbated patriotism. Keep it to yourselves. "Americans can do anything." - Sadly, they can. They can bomb countries and kill thousands under false pretexts, too.
If you take the glory of America's achievements, then you are also to be blamed for the children we have to see getting
murdered on the news because of your oil war.

Sorry for my english, i'm portuguese, but i'm pretty sure you get my point. Hasta.

That leg turns me on.
So does her crotch shot.

#189=itz not our fault that
we went to war over money/oil..

itz the fault of our leader and
the Republican congrezz that we
had. Thoze fuckerz turned everything
azzbackwardz and changed lawz and
everything that could be changed...

Americanz R suffering in many wayz
becoz of thiz war...lozt familiez,
lozt jobz, high pricez, lozt homez..
the lizt go on and on..

Zo, when U want to blame zomeone for
the horrorz that were unleazhed...
ITZ CALLED REPUBLICANZ AND THEIR GREEDY
WANT FOR MONEY..

LETZ REMEMBER ONE THING:
when the Clintonz were in the
White Houze..Bill Clinton waz
zhaking handz with leaderz of
other countriez..not trying to
ram our way of life down their
throatz..VOTE HILLARE!!!

#188=Hazhizh:
my keyboard izn't broken
and itz new: windowz Vizta...
I like typing like thiz
zo, fuck U.....bitch.

Hi everyone. It really saddens me that there are America vs. Britian arguments on here. Because we all know that France is superior to you slags in all ways possible.

Lily WHO?

Muzz, I would like to give a big thank you to the French for the French Toast I ate for breakfast this morning. Same for the French Fries I ate the other day! Now go back under your bed and cower some more, Frenchie!

Is she retarded? Because she looks like she has down's syndrome and I don't want to make fun of her if she does.

I fucking hate Americans
not all of them mind you
just ones like you stupid cunts.

Yay, I wanna bash Sabelle too.

Are you upset that the jocks like the pretty girls and not you? Are you telling me if one of them hit on you with his A-game you'd turn it down?

Get a clue little girl. I am sick of ugly/plainjane chicks thinking they are somehow smarter than ALL pretty girls that actually put time into their appearance and LIKE hot guys. Newsflash, that pretty girl that looks like a mini-starlet just might be getting straight A's too, or might even be going for her Masters.

voracious, ha ha ha, you're funny. Yes, forget someone who can actually think intelligently, I want a fucking caveman who can't do anything but chase a football.

There's a dumb blonde stereotype for a reason : it's true. Ever notice how pretty celebrities aren't exactly known for their intelligence (see: Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan...) while scientists and people who are actually worth a shit are often generally marked as "ugly/plain Jane"? That's because - *gasp* - it's TRUE! What a novel concept! The more time you spend dumping shit on top of your head, the less time you have to be something other than a bimbo.

#197
I hate all of Europe, especially the ones who came over here and stole our land from us and put us on a march west,non-stop walking, where many died that were pushed from their homes. We weren't even allowed to stop and rest, they just kept us making us walk, so many of us died because of the English people. Imagine , being in your house, your children in bed sleeping, and soldiers burst in with guns and make you start a walk that was thousands of miles, and you had to wake your kids and carry them on your backs..never to return to your natural home. Yes, this is what the Europeans did to us. So, don't throw stones at Americans, because you were and are way worse.

200, I know it'll never be enough but I am so terribly ashamed of what my ancestors did to yours. People have the audacity to talk about Mexican immigrants coming over and stealing our jobs when our very ancestors came over, slaughtered the Native Americans, and stole their land. It's the American way, I guess.

#201

Thank you for that. It is the American way and we learned it from the Europeans. How to take from others and steal and kill all in the name of money. Like money is everything.
I wish bad carma on the people who kill in the name of money, spirits from heaven above, I pray.

thiz bitch lookz like zhe
would bite somonez dick off
in a heartbeat...and that guy
with her..what a fuckin freak..

In court in late July!? Nooooooo! She's gotta be in Australia at the beginning of August to play a gig I've got tickets for!

Her dad is the Sheriff of Nottingham tho, so hopefully he can help pull some strings ;)

FREE LILLY!

#50's comment basically pwnd all comments.

Bravo!

But LMAO @ Thatcher...Good to have british pride and all but you guys have been America's bitch since we dumped all your tea in the ocean. We should dump biscuits this time to commemorate.

lily is a former private school girl, gone horribly wrong with a mouthy gob to match. over here in the uk the is a new victim of her mouth nearly every week, kate moss, other singers, she's in a spat with a girl band at the moment that's very entertaining for us all. She also just played glastonbury and to a crowd of 70,000 people who stayed out in the rain and mud to see her and sing her songs back to her. thunder thighs? matter of opinion really. entertainer? definately. she's the new sean penn. i jsut wish she got the pap in the balls, that'd be even funnier.

# 189 as oppossed to all of the native peoples slaughtered in Africa by Franco and his army so your colonists could keep there land there? Read a history book before you open your mouth fool.

besides it's easy to be sanctimonious when you pissant little country is irrelevant.

I see the evil Americans were busy in the UK this weekend........Oh wait.....those weren't American soldiers, they were Muslim fanatic terrorists trying to kill innocent citizens of the UK again because the world loves the UK and hates the US. Just sayin'.

American is not a evil place. If we are so evil, then why does everyone want to come here? Every think about that. Our President was shaking hands with Gladamir Putin, so at least he's being friendly with Russia. Get off of our backs.

I agree with 207--no one ever wants to talk about Europe and its colonization of Africa. Everyone seems to have amnesia when it comes to that part of history.

Everytime Gladamir comes to visit my country I have get out and party! And one more thing: Fuck Diana Celebrations

Posted by FreeWaterfallJr on June 29, 2007 5:39 PM

159

I suggest YOU get a life. This debate is not your business. So why do you even bother participate?

Uh, sorry I'm a lurker but I have to say STFU dumbass! This is not a debate its a f-ing gossip blob on a f-ing public website!

pardonez-moi. J'ai du retourner a ma vie.

Mia (#74)Bien fait! J'utilise un traducteur pour ma poste pour verifier que vous fassez attentions! C'est un peu tard, mais si vouz lisez encore, oui, je parle bien le francias. j'ecris de la partie fancophone de la belgique.

Jesus Christ! Thatcher must be laughing her ass off! It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

How the fuck did this turn into an US vs UK debate? Let's get back to Lily's thighs, please.

I want to sing Little Things. I love her music! Please forget about that bad news JUST care her music.

She is a bit of a munter though.

that look like a dirty panty crotch.

MvU -- etes vous françaice???

Hmmmmm Id go kick you camera if you were in my face....remember there people just like you what if i started taking a photo of yourevery breathe but did it without nocking or saying excuse me....at all remember shel learn but wont change ....She didnt see nything coming did she.

I know this guy! WHAT is he doing with this??? Does he think Lily is cool?Does he think he is cool 'cause he is with lily? Desperate desperate desperate people!